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sadbreasts:

When u try 2 give birth 2 a cat out of ur ass but the cat keeps squirming

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  1. my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  2. me: actually its 10:58
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mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

vaginaprincess69:

how it feels to chew 5 gum

was it worth it

was it really worth it

(Source: glitterguts)

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

(Source: rubyandmoon)

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uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

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ravioligarchy:

latino? more like latiyes. end racism now

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jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: r18emalf)