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One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
“I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor.”
sapiosexual (via knowme4me)
Posted 5 hours ago

jacks-cold-sweat:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

OMG I WANT TO PUT THEM EVERYWHERE! 

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

Posted 5 hours ago
are u going to have sex before marriage?
Anonymous asked
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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

Posted 5 hours ago

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

Posted 5 hours ago
lets-hurt-ourselves:

jeeper-s:

How i answer the phone

same

lets-hurt-ourselves:

jeeper-s:

How i answer the phone

same

(Source: 2000ish)

Posted 16 hours ago

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

Posted 16 hours ago

holdyourlangue:

when you have a conversation with someone fluent in your foreign language and you make a lot of mistakes and it’s like

no

take me back

i can do better than this, i swear 

Posted 16 hours ago

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.