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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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pls love me stupid boy
a novel by me (via lunar-morphine)
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yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

Posted 13 hours ago

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

(Source: hummelilde)

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oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

(Source: charlesoberonn)

Posted 1 day ago

twinks2014:

u fuck with a dog u fuck with me