Posted 1 hour ago

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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Posted 1 hour ago

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)

Posted 1 hour ago

hemmoslegs:

wanksclub:

what if neighborhoods were organized by music genre

I’d probably have a lot more friends

(Source: wanksclub)

Posted 1 hour ago

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

Posted 2 hours ago

lord-death:

what i planned to do this summer
  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

(Source: planturs)

Posted 2 hours ago

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

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thanks

Posted 2 hours ago

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

Posted 2 hours ago

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

Posted 2 hours ago

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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Posted 2 hours ago
  1. daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
  2. icarus:
  3. icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
Posted 2 hours ago

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

Posted 2 hours ago

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

Posted 3 hours ago

thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

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cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….